Good? Good.

This week’s offalling (ErrorFM, 10pm BST) is an experiment in a little bit of shushie, in that one half of (who is currently lazing his arse off over in that Canadaland for a few days) has spliced together a playlist of nothing but Instrumental (with the emphasis on mental) musics for eager ears. There’s little or no augmentation via hummings, whistlings, oohings or aahings (i.e. harmonizations with a lady mouth) so you’re going to have to make up your own lyrics for this one. On top of all that, one half of ne’er ever spaketh many wordage throughout the whole of the dangtastic thing. Yes, you read correct; he makes good on countless previous promises & remains mostly schtumn It’s a fecking miracle is what it is.

Consider it a soundtrack for unwinding, wherever said unwinding may be required, then, with little interruption from the clattered mouth nasty boy.

One small note afore we leave you to the loveliness, one half of’s laptop died on him last week, whilst in the USof (where he was supposed to pre-record & file this week’s show for broadcast), & so it was all a bit of a scramble to (a) recover the hard drive from said dead laptop, (b) make sure the data recovered from said dead laptop contained all the tracks destined for said pre-record, (c) buy a new lap-based computer (with, puke, Vista - fecking nasty ‘new’ Vista - horrid, horrid, horrid) in a decent financial zone, (d) download all the required recording software, etc. (e) pre-record said broadcast, hoping that Vista doesn’t piss about with the thing too much (it DID, & crashed half way through transferring the completed show from .wav format to hi-br MP3, the bastard), & (f) get the show filed with ErrorFM in time for the broadcast (it was & is).

Jesus. So much for having fun.

Enjoy this, then, because it took a freak of a time to eventually birth.

Ta-Ta, then.

½DC

Hello Ladies & Gentlepeeps,

This week’s show (which has taken an age to post, following broadcast, simply because of a monumental feck up with one half of’s laptop - i.e. it died whilst over there in that there USof…) is entirely given over to the sweet nothing rambled musi-choices of The Woman of The House. That’s right. TWoTH charged through her collection of CDs & vinyl & came up with the loveliness you now hear before you.

I think we should let her & her musical tastes do the talking from hereon in…

Enjoy, you dusty mo’fo’s.

x ½DC + TWoTH

Hello U, U Purple Eaten People, U.

2night’s show is the 1st of 4 pre-records what one half of + The Woman of The House did tirelessly piece 2gether over the last few weeks in order 2 cover one half of’s fairly decent arse (given his advancing age) whilst jollying it about on the West Coast of the USof.

Therefore, 2night we present, just 4 U, Drunk Covers VIII - The Playlist Formerly Honed By Prince. A 3hr cover version special, charting pretty much all of the decent (i.e. no Batman, no Graffiti Bridge, + pretty much nothing after The Gold Experience) back catalogue of the wee purple munchkin.

The bulk of the cover versions in 2night’s show come from a brand new tribute album celebrating the little paisley monkey’s 50th birthday, entitled SHOCKADELICA - 50th Anniversary Tribute 2 The Artist Known As Prince (+ a healthy scattering of very decent covers culled from the 1000s available by various artistses & bands across the known musiverse).

This is by no means a ‘favourite’ selection - merely a broad swatch of interesting/excellent variations on the skinny mother fucker’s celebrated back catalogue.

Here be the playlist, then:

Drunk Covers VIII, The Playlist Formerly Honed By Prince

1) Eels – I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man (E: Useless Trinkets; P: Sign “o” the Times)

33) Brødrene Lövenstjerne – Nothing Compares 2 U (BL: Shockadelica; P/The Family: The Family)

That enuff 4 u? Eh?

Please also note 4 your diaries, on 27th of August, the last in the scheduled pre-records, we will be broadcasting Purple Reign - Prince and his Revolutions. A 2hr special celebrating The Artist’s music via a diverse selection, rather than the bog standard obvious choices (although, there will be some classic Prince, just 2 get every1 in the mood).

Joining one half of 2 co-host Purple Reign - Prince and his Revolutions will be The Woman of The House AND, wait 4 it, Ms Hope Eternal. Ys. That’s right. Bloody Ms Hope Eternal. What a fun time we had.

So, U, U listening few, get upon th’ danceflo’ & shake yo’ body like a horny pony would.

½DC + TWoTH

Hello fiddlings.

O, we were giddy, we was. A good, hearty show for you, then; soup-like, but only in the refreshingly tasty way rather than with a gloopy/glutinous consistency. Winter Vegetable, perhaps, or Leek & Maris Piper Potato. Maybe, even, Broccoli & Stilton. You decide. Afterall, it ain’t us doing the eating up of now is it? No, tha’s right, we is simply serving wenches, living off tips & the grim, yet welcome, sexual pleasurings, from vaguely attractive, just passing through customers, against the hood of a beaten up Mustang, out back during a smoke break.

*sigh*

This week’s delish playlisted were: Micah P. Hinson & The Red Empire Orchestra, Joe Rodger & The Velcro Quartet, Rachel Unthank & The Winterset, Eef Barzelay, Porlolo, The Dø + the usual handful of many flicking more.

As well as the usual scattermouths of one half of + The Woman of The House this week saw the return of (a strangely profanity-restrained) Mr. Toad, off of that lovely social-musi-rant blog Song, by Toad.

Despite a connection dump 4 minutes in to the broadcast (i.e. interweb hand holding ceased between DCHG & ErrorFM for some unknown reason) your convivials were none the wiser & the show recorded without hitch.

So, enjoy this week’s show (below) & we’ll see you, properly, in September - once ½DC is back from over there in the States of.

Break, as they say, nothing.

½DC TWoTH

Turned out nice again, didn’t it?

Tons, then, of new music from the likes of Dr. Dog, The Dø, Detektivbyrån, Sparrow & The Workshop, Rachel Unthank, The Lord Dog Bird, Joe Rodger & The Velcro Quartet + a sizeable quotient of many blwdy more.

There was also a spilleth over’d bucket of one half of’s chopsing & cheek, whereas TWoTH’s valiant efforts at keeping it all on track derailed after the 3rd glass of Vino Collapso & descended into a tongue slurred gabble.

In all it was a damn fruity show.

We figure you owe us a kiss, at least.

Pucker up, then, you.

½DC + TWoTH

Tonight’s flatulent nonsense was coughed into existence for your delicate palate via the astoundingly rambly tongue clatter of one half of, with the delicious TWoTH supplying the steady on, soldier & a whole pramload of what the hell are you talking about?s.

Without sounding smug or delusional, tonight’s offering was a seminal piece of playlisting, courtesy one half of. The ebb & flow of the marvelous musicalisations from the muscial chosen was divine & fecking hypnotic, so it was. What can we say? We don’t write these bloody lovely orgasms of sound, we only play them so you can enjoy them & be carried away on the gentle lapping of their aural tide.

How wet are you, now, then, eh? Naughty kitten.

Jibber jabber away.

x ½DC + TWoTH

ps Last week’s competition runs until someone gets the answer correct - there’ll be no to the nearest lb/kilo malarkey. Get entering, then, eh?