God in Heaven.
Been a week, has it, yes? Absolutely. Not only has one half of been bed-bound with a recurring intestinal nasty (married, he is, to the porcelain telephone), but the other half of has somehow been allowed to become a father (only time will tell as to whether he’s allowed to keep it) AND Mr. Fisk has witnessed the end of the world via a couple of meat pies & a mad professor. You may be sat there, smiling, thinking oh, you scamps - what japes you have, but listen, bub, you want to try living with it for a week.
Genuinely, we’re not entirely sure if this is all a cartoon.
Earmarked for playlist immortality this week were (amongst the equally kissable many others): Dr. Dog, Portico Quartet, Tilly & The Wall, Samantha Crain & The Midnight Shivers, Absentee, & The Parson Red Heads.
+ Fisk’s susbstantial selection of retro-choices. You know how that works.
Click the below clickable, then, & listen in as Fisk explains it is God, & not the technological advance spearheaded by a human being that ‘created’ everything from magazines & hairstyles. Yes. That’s quite correct. Fisk is very much back.
‘tra f’now.
½DC + Fisk
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My calculations indicate that the supercollider will indeed create a massive disturbance in the space -time continuum that will lead to numerous wormholes through out the region, these worm holes will not be visible, they will be present however. The insidious nature of these effects is non-physical , these energy fields only affect the functioning of the mind, leading to altered perception of reality and in high exposure levels complete detachment of the mind from the physical world, in a manner similar to Dr. Who’s Phonebooth or use of LSD.
The geodetic location of these disturbances have also been revealed by the model ( a modified version of the N1-1992A Global Warming model developed by the esteemed TV climatologist Dr. Heidi Cullen at the Weather Channel). Fortunately , I have developed a prophylactic measure that I will share with you because it appears that Cardiff will be located at an Energy anti-node of the space time resonance created by oscillation of the Higgs Boson Quantum Field ( refer to the Schrodinger Wave Function and the Heizenberg Uncertainty Principal to clarify this fact)
Ordinary Aluminum Foil may be used to create a “Psychic Shield” to protect the brain and the mind held within. Do this…Completely swath the head in at least three layers of aliuminum foil (shiney side out) leaving slits no larger than 6 mm in width for your eyes, by all means cover the mouth and use liquid nourishment during the time that the shield is in use, a simple soda straw will do nicely. Adult beverages are recommended do not use Cannabis because of the paranoid delusions that will be amplified by the Higgs Boson field! An effect similar to High Altitude Hypoxia or Nitrogen Narcosis will be induced.
Wear this shield starting at least one day before the atom smasher is activated until one day after the A smasher is shutdown or destroyed . Sunglasses should also be worn to protect the eyes from short wavelength Ultraviolet waves caused by scintallation of heavy metal ions in the vicinity of a node or antinode as determined by the left hand rule (Physics 101). Please take precautions, you may continue to use your recording equipment normally. You may decorate this device using paint but make certain that the paint does not contain lead because this will void the shield’s prophylactic properties. It might be a good idea to operate the Hoover when the supercollider is operating. Stay within the rotating magnetic field of the Hoover armature for more protection stay as close as possible.
Oh yes use aluminum foil to protect the gonads, remember all of Cardiff will be affected those who are suitably equipped will remain stable, you will notice a difference in your fellow citizens who do not follow these directions. You will notice that they seem detached, many may stare into space as if straining to see a ship on the horizon, most will continue to watch television and listen to Madonna. Beware and Fare Well. Please inform your friends, you may save them from the disturbing prospect of being sucked into an psycho- malestrom of time and space
Nice to hear Mr Fisk again, enjoyed the banter, take care,
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